Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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