I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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