Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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