Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
My penis needs a shock collar
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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