She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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