If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize