Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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