Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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