No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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