the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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