sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
