So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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