Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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