The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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