I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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