her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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