like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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