im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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