I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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