what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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