just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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