i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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