jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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