: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
