ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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