Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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