I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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