I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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