If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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