i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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