I swear she didn't look like that last week.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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