Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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