Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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