Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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