Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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