I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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