R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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