she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
