the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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