im so drunk with asians
where?
always
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
