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What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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