Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
And then my night got REAL pukey
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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