hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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