It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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