Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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