no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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