Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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