My brain says no but my pants say off.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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Oh Jesus.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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