Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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