We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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