I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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